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Worthing Warriors
01:52
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My Sonic Driver
01:54
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I'm gonna wade to Annies place,
I'm a good boy, I got it made.
Have a piece of this, it's so great,
You've gotta give up the habit mate.
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Out Like One
03:06
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Fireworks make pretty coloured patterns and loud noises,
watch the birdies whack 'em in and find out where the boys is.
It keeps falling, it keeps falling off the microwave.
I am not a visor boy, no I do not misbehave.
Chub, in like a lion.
Chub Chub, out like a lamb.
Chub Chub Chub Chub, what do you say to me?
Do you like sea creatures with their underwater features?
Wrap it up and tuck it in and listen to school teachers.
Hugo's yawning, Chub Chub's turning a different colour,
Do you like my new table? It's nice and circular.
Schnieder mummy.
Meer cat cat.
Meer dog cat.
It's not finished yet.
abcdefghijklmnop
Chub Chub Chub Chubby Yubby Yubby Yubby Yub.
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Dash at Us
02:59
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Dan, dan, filler, filler,
Super sockin' psycho killer,
Clutch, gas, don't go fast,
Sloppy, grotty, wrapper's naughty.
What a good movie,
I thought it was groovy.
Walking home in the rain,
Proper strain on our brain.
There's a ghost upstairs,
That's what Caroline says.
Ex, ex cowboy, teeny tiny cheap toy.
Shave and a haircut,
Brave, and I'm cut up.
Jakamoko Go Go lives in a Hako.
Rhino, rhino,
Puzzle crazy rhino.
He might make a dash at us,
Look out!
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Pickin' Flies
03:30
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I was feeling sad so Dot Cotton kissed me on the cheek,
It made me glad, it was the highlight of my week.
She was walking up the stairs and I was standing by the door,
and when we met I had to tell her that I adored her.
You think I'm childish and selfish then what are you?
If you don't understand then I do not want to know you.
The sunburn on your legs was karma, I trashed my room.
I'd stub a fag out on your face if I didn't love you.
Attractive people attract attractive people,
and that is you.
Mismatch,
I'm going to have to settle on the friendship tip.
Any excuse to text you, there it is.
I'm going to have to settle on the friendship tip.
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Terror of Bruges
03:25
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Into the mouth of the Sea Cat,
and now I'm sitting in the dark.
That's usually the right price,
Don't let the snick nick nick nick.
I like the lookalike and the dinosaur,
But I like the pool one more.
I never ever, ever wanna lose,
Those cool red shoes.
I set fire to my hair,
But I put it out, just like I think we are.
I'm all mangled up,
Cos I don't know what I want yet.
The terror, the terror,
Golf clubs, glazed eyes,
Shaved heads, glazed eyes.
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Saladman
02:08
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Dinosaur on wheels occupies the prime site path,
Eating heads off tulips with a sponge in his mouth.
You would make a good mermaid if the moon fell in the sea,
I win the new amusements, I'm as happy as can be.
What kind of ingredients do you have in your salad?
Are you a salad, a crocodile salad?
A crocodile, crocodile, croc,
Look at Saladman.
Pony on a stick washes himself in the bath,
Because he's got his shades on he thinks he's a giraffe.
And we're supporting blue transports for a smoother brew,
I treat a can a two can pass, I stick thumbs up at you.
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Retroso
02:25
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He's got a girlfriend, a greasy, greasy girl.
No sit near me because you smell.
Anything's possible sunshine,
Shall we do a fashion show?
We're going to the doctors in the morning.
Go retro, retro, retro, retro, retro, retro, retro, retro,
Duplo micro, duplo microso.
Y tu Mama, su glockenspieler,
And "fopje mopje flauw contje", says Jan.
I am the hounds, I guess you think it's funny,
You'd better go to the Gum.
There is a big hole inside me.
I can still fire my bow.
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Don't know why that there is blood on the ceiling,
Automatic hand dryer feeling.
Fire hose and a splattered nose,
An eighth of a plastic watch I suppose.
Sixteen year olds pass their exams,
So they to forbidden lands.
Don't let me walk all over you,
It's something I don't like to do.
I saw you in the Roman Zoo,
Helicopters were there too.
Don't let me walk all over,
Blok Rokkin Whizz Kidz Babiez Thingz.
It's wonderful to see a crowd that appreciates,
Such a special, special horse, that's great.
I was looking at that guy's bonsai,
Take your guy and poke him in the eye.
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I've been dealt a joker and I'm waiting for my aces,
I'd gladly switch places for a pair.
Watch her flip me over as she changes places,
There is no longer a trace there.
Look left, look right,
Eat dynamite,
Kaboom.
I am making millions from my dodgy pizza,
And the cider from the bathroom.
If you collect T-Shirts and like spiral tattoos,
You will be a silly boy soon.
Glad that you're happy,
Think you stole it from me.
I'd chop at him,
If I knew Karate.
Stop missing out your T's and G's.
Hello Gary what is the matter?
Have you forgotten you manner?
Spanner.
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The Retro Spankees Northampton, UK
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